PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then the